Love Lost

Did you ever think how wonderful it is to be in love especially after meeting the love of your life? I met mine and thought it was the best thing that ever happened to me in seventeen years. He was so thoughtful and careful and even helped around the house. He mopped, cleaned, and cooked. Oh, it was rough for him to get a real job, but I was patient and waited and waited and waited. Boy! what a jerk I was. He was smooth and slick and knew how to sly. I thought I had a good guy, but I was wrong. I am now happy again. He had me stressed out and thinking I was in poor health, but thanks to my womanly intuition I finally kicked him out of my house and my life. I will now remain the happy widow I once was.